Delonte West Applies For Job At Home Depot

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Celtic reserve guard Delonte West has advised his twitter followers of his plans for work whilst the NBA is in lockout mode.

Said West via his official twitter page: “It’s official.. Pride 2 the side.. just filled out a application at Home Depot.. Lockout aint a game..”

West, who was arrested in 2009 whilst riding a three-wheel motorcylce carrying loaded guns, a shotgun and a knife, went on to mention that he is unable to follow the host of NBA players overseas tweeting:

“Can’t even go get that over seas money.. Judge said it’s a no go on leaving the country… ”

So can this all be a joke? The Houdini truly hopes so, however, West went on to mention: “Broke down in the ATM line.. 25 cars behind me and I already reached my daily limit… I’m broke n my cars broke.. Where’s my therapist???”

West has made over $14 million during his NBA career and would not be the first athlete to squander his earnings. So next time you’re in the Home Depot look for a super tall guy in an orange apron.

Ironically, Home Depot’s current slogan is “More Savings, More Doing.” Some times, these posts just write themselves.

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