Scary Thought: Big Baby Will Be A Daddy

 

Job Applying For: Father of a young child.

Glen Davis’ Resume:

May 10th 2009 – Pushes child at Amway Arena following a game winning shot in game six of a Eastern Conference Semi-Final matchup.

October 26th 2009 – Involved in an altercation between himself and a former teammate at LSU. The fight sidelined him for over eight weeks.

January 20th 2010 – Shouts an obsentity to a Detroit fan who called him “Fat Boy”. Fined 25k for the comment.

If you ask me this is not a resume that exactly qualifies you to be a father, but maybe this is what Glen needs to grow up a little bit. According to the Boston Herald Davis’ fiancee Jenna Gomez is pregnant with their first child. Let’s just hope that his kid doesn’t get the treatment that the poor kid sitting courtside at the Magic game recieved.

 

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