Kevin Garnett’s Secret Burrito Recipe

Kevin Garnett channeled his inner Paul Dean in order to express his displeasure with the NBA’s condensed 66-game schedule.

“Timing is everything.” Said KG “Chemistry is something that you don’t just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those of you who can cook, y’all know what I’m talking about. If y’all can’t cook, this doesn’t concern you.”

I may not be the best cook, but this kind of sounds like a pretty good idea. Calls to the local Chipolte regarding their upcoming KG Burrito promotion went unanswered.

 

Topics: Boston Celtics, Kevin Garnett

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