LeBron James Jokes

In keeping with the theme of hating on the Miami Heat for ending the season for the Boston Celtics, the Houdini has decided to collect the best LeBron James jokes flying around the interwebs for your reading pleasure. Please post any additional jokes in the comment section for all to enjoy.

Note: Let’s keep the jokes somewhat clean, my mother reads this blog or at least claims she does.

LeBron will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a title.

Matisyahu is not the only king without a crown

LeBron just announced he’ll play in the NHL next season since they only have three periods.

LeBron will never make change for you as he never has the fourth quarter.

What is the difference between Saturn and LeBron? Saturn has rings.

Today is national LeBron James day; everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

LeBron lost his cell phone, if you see it you’ll know it’s his since it doesn’t have a ring.

The reason why LeBron skipped college was to avoid the finals.

LeBron and I both woke up this morning without an NBA championship.

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  • Wayne

    If Lebron wanted a ring, he should have stayed in Cleveland and bought one from Terelle Pror.

    • blcloney

      Amazing. Nice work.

  • POoop

    I asked LeBron James for a dollar. He gave me 75 Cents, said he didn’t have the fourth quarter

  • Jeff

    Lebron James has discovered that he posses a rather
    peculiar variation of a super power. He can become
    invisible, but he has to wait 36 minutes for it to kick in.

  • Tony

    What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Lebron? Tyson never bit off more than he could chew.

  • Jonah

    I may have less money than LeBron but i also have just as many rings as him.
    I wonder if Lebron will have an hour long ESPN special on where hes going to cry himself to sleep tonight
    Next time the Lakers win the championships maybe Ron Artest will sell Lebron his ring

  • Chuck

    Why does Lebron eat boneless chicken wings? He has a tendency to choke.

  • Abe

    @Chuck Yeah… any joke that has the word “tendency” in it is guaranteed to be funny! And anyways, isn’t the “choke” line of thinking just a little too obvious?

  • DK

    Wife tells her husband she is thinking of naming her new bsby boy “LeBron James”. Husband replies, “I’m not sure I like it, honey. It doesn’t have a ring to it.”

  • sexydeke

    What is Lebron’s favorite instrument? (Le fluke)

  • Professional Athletes David

    I agree with you Tony, Lebron is so full of himself and he feels that he is the best there is. Thus, losing to the old timer which is good for lowering his ego. He should definitely trace back his steps and see what is really wrong with his attitude.

  • Sean Hariri

    Man, you guys need to get a life!! How much you guys have accomplished in your life that expect Lebron does it.

  • Bradley

    What do Lebron and Stevie Wonder have in common? Neither one knows what a ring looks like

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  • Blake Berman

    LeBron James as the new most interesting man in the world: “I don’t always miss shots, but when I do… I prefer the game to be on the line.”

    Excuse me, Lebron can you please lean over and show Michael Jordan your bacon neck?

    ~BB :)

  • Mike Taylor

    LeBron,….He should have went to Jared!

    • Mike Taylor

      I blew it! It should read:
      “LeBron went to Miami but he should have went to Jared”

      And it’s still funny LOL

  • Dee

    Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school? He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him!

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